My Mom sent me this, I thought it was slightly humorous.

Woman’s Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who is handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Man’s Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

On a brighter note I do believe my Comcast connections issues are behind me. They *finally* replaced the blown amp out on the road, yesterday… and I finally got my $100+ credit for my downtime over the past 2+ months… so far, so good – tho it’s just been over 24 hours. Gosh – I’ve had a connection for over 24 hours with NO downtime, it feels SO good. LOL

Incase you haven’t noticed – this bloggy of mine has taken the back buner for a while. I just have not have the time or brain power to write. I imagine that won’t be changing for a while. I just have had more important things keeping me busy. However, that doesn’t mean I’m not around – I mean, I’ve been here for too long to just up and disappear and I can’t abandon my site entirely – you can’t get rid of me that easy. Eph2810 tagged me… so here I am to fulfill my duties! hehe

A – Available/Single? No, I am happily married -13yrs strong.
B – Best Friend? My husband, of course!
C – Cake or Pie? Depends on what kind it is, I like both.
D – Drink Of Choice? Dr. Pepper
E – Essential Item You Use Everyday? Computer
F – Favorite Color? Blue
G – Gummy Bears Or Worms? They taste the same.
H – Hometown? some tiny town in middle TN
I – Indulgence? Sweets (no chocolate!)
J – January Or February? No different other than birthdays.
K – Kids & Their Names? Two, Things One & Thing Two
L – Life Is Incomplete Without? God
M – Marriage Date? August 24, 1993, you sending gifts?
N- Number Of Siblings? One
O – Oranges Or Apples? Apples, if I can have peanut butter dip.
P – Phobias/Fears? Unknown
Q – Favorite Quote? All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.
R – Reason to Smile: Life
S – Season? Spring
T – Tag People: Xmichra, you wanna play?
U – Unknown Fact About Me? If I told you it wouldn’t be unknown.
V – Vegetable you don’t like? Peas
W – Worst Habit? Too much Dr Pepper.
X – X-rays You’ve Had? teeth, chest, head, back, etc
Y – Your Favorite Food? No single fave, I like food too much.
Z – Zodiac Sign? Virgo

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Site of the day: Barbara. Please visit & comment, even if you don’t go see anyone else today!

Visit the newbies: Dianne, Sanni, Eric, Larry, Jenn, Sunflower. I hope I didn’t forget anyone. My Comcast was out ALL day Friday and I tried to get this all together quickly. Please remember, not everyone posts early. =) Also, do me a favor and let me know if you ran across a site that is no longer playing. Thanks!

Time: Golf takes time. If you don’t take your time and aim, you’ll miss! This is me, Thanksgiving Day. We were in the back yard drivin’ balls into the pond/field. My husband took the photo of me as I was fixin’ to hit a golf ball. It was a family event LOL!