I have my previous posts up on the new domain/blog but didn’t get the comments with them Ah well…

if you will… Please continue reading:

If you receive an email entitled “Bedtimes” delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will even mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL you beer. ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the “Bedtimes” message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your whole milk with skim milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. **And if you don’t share this to 5000 people in the next 20 seconds, you’ll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you – you’re on the computer!!!!

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Anyway, got this in email from a distant family member *LOL* Thought you might get a laugh out of it…. I don’t normally send or FWD these type of emails but thought it was cute, non-the-less.

Ben’s (Curator) Question: Name your most embarrasing moment that you would do again in a heartbeat. Ben, believe it or not I don’t get embarrassed easily. I don’t have any really embarrassing moments. So, this question is very hard for me to asnwer, especially if it’s something I would do again…. Let me think on this tonight and I’ll get back to you later this evening…. I won’t forget!

Peri’s Question: Have you been to the Kentucky Lake? I’ve been by there but never stopped to enjoy it. We have many lakes & rivers nearby without going that far West. However, I need to go out North West TN to complete some more of my genealogy. I’ve been workin’ on it for a few years and need to go out for some cemetary records and such on my husband’s side. It’s up near the KY lake… so maybe I’ll make effort to visit!

Het’s Question: What is that you like most about urself? My personality & honesty… I’m laid-back, not afraid to offer and share my opinion. I love to be humorous and I’m spontaneous. I don’t let the little things bother me…

ASingleGuy’s Question: Oh do you like Ketchup? #6 on 100 things about me, No I do not like ketchup, at all. Ick.

*Note, I missed Single Guy’s first question – Oopps, about living one day over… I’ll post my answer after I think about it, along with Ben’s question I’ve yet to answer and Michele’s question… Did not want you to think I skipped you!*

Any others, feel free to ask.
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Ok, so I lost my very long post from yesterday… It’s safe to say I don’t remember everything I had written. I will share what I do remember tho…

I had a dream about bananas! Weird. I normally don’t dream… I think it’s safe to say I remember having maybe 3 dreams over the last year including this banana dream. You see, I must really have banana bread on my brain…. if you recall I’ve mentioned it twice. You can’t use just any banana you have to use really really ripe one(s). I had a dream that I went to someone’s place and they had like 20 bundles of bananas and they were all super ripe & perfect for my bread… I really wanted them for my baking of bread but didn’t want to impose and ask…. so I left bananaless. What kind of dream is that? Then, my husband ask me if I was dreaming about cucumbers, too. Ha ha.

Next… I had my wisdom teeth extracted about 3 years ago, all of them plus two molars (6 teeth at once, total) Quick painless surgery – I was asleep. Yesterday, it felt like my bottom right wisdom tooth was coming in… it freaked me out. It hurt really bad and was swollen back there – I thought “Hmm, did he really cut out the tooth?” Well, he better have – he got a lot of money for it *LOL* Today is isn’t swollen and the pain is minimal… not like it was yesterday – so I have no clue what’s up with it. Anyway…

Next… I was standing out in the front yard yesterday, soaking up some of the 95* temps. I had Zoey with me, on a leash… some fellas drove by in their huge utility truck and honked at me. It was good for the ego.

Next… I didn’t get my weekly mowing done yesterday and my yard needs to be mowed. We put a new battery in the mower but now there is another issue. If it isn’t one thing, it’s another. My Dad has a zero turn mower so I hope he’ll bring it over and mow for me…. *LOL* tho he’s likely busy workin’ so I don’t know….

Next… Washer machine is workin’ fine! I’m so glad… I don’t think I even mentioned we replaced the hose in it a couple days after the patch failed.

So, that’s all I remember from yesterdays *poofed* entry. For today… well, it’s typical. Hot (95* right now and noonish)… with 50 something % humidty. Today was trash day… and my trash inside my house should have been taken out but needless to say we forgot…. I need to do some cleaning… I need to figure out what’s for dinner… I think we’ll grill steaks. I guess that’s all for now.

-I’m Out