This made me laugh…
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. Get the picture?
Well, the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails“, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink“. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
…and there you have it! hehe
June 9th, 2006 at 9:06 am
This really made me laugh the mount & do thing. Where did you get this funny post? Great post.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:18 am
Mycoxafloppin & Ibepokin made me laugh!! heehee
Cute little Friday funny!
Thanks for the giggle!
TGIF!! Have a great weekend!
June 9th, 2006 at 10:04 am
Series of *rimshots*
June 9th, 2006 at 10:41 am
I thought this looked familiar
Reach
June 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
That is hilarious!! Ha! Ha!
June 9th, 2006 at 11:57 am
This was sent to me in an email a ways back by hubby’s mom. I laughed and forwarded it on to the kids. It still is funny!
June 9th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Thank you. Pass the windex, please…I spewed Dr. Pepper all over my monitor.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
This is hilarious!!
June 9th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Those were hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
June 9th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Lots of wonderful puns there!
June 9th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Thank you for making me laugh! It’s been a long day and that totally made it!
June 9th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Dixafix & Ibepokin are my favs. Thanks for the laugh!
June 9th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
lol that is a scary thought eh?..lol
June 9th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
I literally loughed out loud at this one. Ibepokin…hee hee.
June 9th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Hilarious! It made me laugh until my sides were hurting. *hehehe* Thanks, TNChick! *s*
June 9th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
You are something else - I tell ya! It made me laugh though - needed that after a long and very warm day at work. The temps outside are right now (5:40pm)103.7 F…blah…Thinking about tomorrow’s photo-hunt. Is a picture of a picture okay? I hope it is. I just don’t have any digital ‘community’ pics around.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
There are so many things I could say, but I shouldn’t!
I loved it!
June 9th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
I had to share with the hubby, and he too was laughing with me!
Girl, your blog always has me smilin’!
~~hugs~~
June 9th, 2006 at 11:28 pm
Mycoxafloppin?!?! hee hee
June 9th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Haha - made us laugh too! Read it to hubby while vegging.