Terms that click here…

Someone was seeking addicting hot girls — hehe, Ok, the secret it out - you found me! Now what?

Seriously, if you do a search for ‘naked photos of women that are not blocked‘ and you really want to see that - why would you click a snippet on search page 5 that said:

… access attempts have been blocked in the last 7 days! Since 23 August … stage (234-240 degrees F). Do not stir or shake the pan until it … are done - my trees look so naked! We’re expecting snow showers …

Yea, that’s really kinky, eh? Perhaps, get with the one who seeks 420 girl chat.

Some people search out specific blogs like: guppy man rant zone. Guppy, did you know someone was searching for you? Some search for: help wax stuck on me after waxing. I just wanted to ask: Did you read and follow the instructions?! I mean, really… or did this happen to you? Others seek less risky advice such as: best way to rake leaves. I’d say with a rake or perhaps a blower - what kind of contraption did you find or expect to find? How about searching for my cell phone photos . Hmm, did you loose your own photos or did you have hope to find your photos plastered on the web by someone else? I only have one cell phone photo posted and it isn’t yours. Heated bras came up in search terms a lot! I would guess it’s because of this. Do you really have a need for a heated bra? I wouldn’t think so…. I know I don’t. I’ll mention “don’t hate me…” I wonder exactly why they searched that… looking for reasons to tell people not to hate them? Hmmm.

How about a search for pictures of loafs of bread. I have one loaf here. The person seeking mom pergnant photo needs spell check, too. I see a trend.

Last, what men need to know about pms. First, you should know studies show that men also suffer from PMS (Irritable Male Syndrome). Re: female PMS– According to the 2005 PremCal MAP Survey (Men’s Attitudes of PMS Survey). 78% of U.S. men erroneously believe that PMS is a normal part of the menstrual cycle, one third believe there is no cure for PMS, 42% claim men can experience their own version of PMS and 21% believe PMS to be inherited. Also, 12% of men who agree that PMS is not real and all in a woman’s head; and 6% who believe PMS is contagious. Only 14% of men surveyed understood that the underlying cause of PMS could be a simple vitamin and mineral deficiency. Men were more likely than women to report that women with PMS are unstable and irrational (35% men vs. 27% of women). Both men and women surveyed similarly reported that eliminating the impact of PMS from their lives would result in a happier world with stability and peace (22%) in their households. Another one fifth agreed that a PMS-free world would be like winning the lottery (11%) and 12% of men believe it would be like watching the World Series without commercial breaks. One a personal note… PMS doesn’t make me irrational…

Today someone came here lookin’ for yesterdays tornado… Sorry, but there was no tornado here yesterday… perhaps you should do a more specific search! Today we just had a warning but it seems to have passed

:) Just a post on a selection of search terms from November… so many to choose from! I have A LOT going on, keeping me busy, so I may not be around a lot this week. I rarely miss a day bloggin’ as it’s good therapy for me (ha) but this week I may not have much time. Once my job in the real world is complete I’ll be back full swing! If anyone needs me for anything - drop me an email or IM.

9 Responses to “Terms that click here…”

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    eph2810 Says:

    Yeah - isn’t amazing how people get to you blog :grin:…sometimes I really wonder…

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    Tracy L Says:

    I love these posts. Keep em coming!!! You are so funny!

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    Jeff Pinette Says:

    Thats a great topic… I checked mine and the most interesting search that linked my blog was “$15000 hand bags” anyway just wanted to thank you for the comment about my photos

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    Suzy Says:

    Oh my gosh, I’m laughing so hard that I missed it when loving hubby said ‘all I want for christmas is you with nothing but a red ribbon on’. When I didn’t respond his feelings were hurt…but hey, I was laughing at PM…it’s HER FAULT!! =)
    ( wonder where he would show up in those PMS statistic’s??)

    Miss ya!

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    Mel Says:

    You kinky girl you.. ROFL.. you and your bare trees and loaf of bread.. LMBO!!.. This was rather funny.

    so sorry I haven’t been around much lately.. I missed your blog.

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    TC Says:

    That is too funny. I get all boring searches that link to me, things like, “humurous”, “Glass Slipper” or other stuff.

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    Talamasca Says:

    Haha… ROFL… :-D

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    guppyman Says:

    You’d think that people searching for me would come to my page rather than yours, but who knows? There are a bunch of nutcases out there….

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    better safe than sorry Says:

    i would never have thought about the pms thing, but that one does make sense. hope you find some time for yourself later this week.

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